I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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