Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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