Your tits are I can't wait for
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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