I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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