he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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