Will you blow on my dice?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
we should paint friendship bongs
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