He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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