Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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