marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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