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Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise

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(216): Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise http://tfl.nu/eify

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(731): View more from Tennessee

can we take a shower together?

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no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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(731): can we take a shower together? (901): no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing http://tfl.nu/lc5h

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(860): View more from Connecticut

oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms

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(860): oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms http://tfl.nu/jzy1

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(316): View more from Kansas

I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.

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(316): I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock. http://tfl.nu/nmgr

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(219): View more from Indiana

I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall

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(219): I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall http://tfl.nu/2grv

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(402): View more from Nebraska

There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.

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(402): There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster. http://tfl.nu/rpfq

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(520): View more from Arizona

Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.

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I can pencil you in at 3:30

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(520): Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk. (1-520): I can pencil you in at 3:30 http://tfl.nu/ztyv

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(260): View more from Indiana

Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.

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(260): Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed. http://tfl.nu/ajvn

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(720): View more from Colorado

She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.

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(720): She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that. http://tfl.nu/2gzq

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(229): View more from Georgia

She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.

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(229): She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather. http://tfl.nu/lq1l

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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad

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(812): Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad http://tfl.nu/owz5

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."

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(570): I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls." http://tfl.nu/63z2

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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.

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(602): We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening. http://tfl.nu/4cd0

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.

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(250): i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties. http://tfl.nu/5hso

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(801): View more from Utah

My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.

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(801): My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company. http://tfl.nu/z43d

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