doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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