another moral hangover. fuck.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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