in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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