I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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