somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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