using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Help. Why am I so naked?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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