I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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