That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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