I feel like abortions should bother me more
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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