A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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