Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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