let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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