We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
this is an emotional support booty call
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
