Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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