Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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