Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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