No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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