So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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