Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
this is an emotional support booty call
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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