I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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