belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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