Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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