How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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