Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
