Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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