fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
