it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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