So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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