Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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