I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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