We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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