Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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