Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just gift wrapped bread.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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