question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
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I just want to make out with him forever
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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