You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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