think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Randomize
