Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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