We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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