oh god the rape fog is back!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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