My nipple is on Facebook.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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