i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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