I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
im calling her cock vulture from now on
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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