a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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