you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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