So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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