and you said cock pushups were impossible
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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