i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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