Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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