okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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